I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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