What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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