just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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