oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wish you could order shots online.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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