i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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