We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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