dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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