The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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