How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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