Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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