so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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