and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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