I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
