I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
