If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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