Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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