just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm bleeding and have questions
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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