can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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