Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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