Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
