Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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