So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I lost the right to judge tonight
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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