whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
