I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I think people are normalizing furries
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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