never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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