If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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