Duck Duck Cougar?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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