oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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