Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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