so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
