I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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