That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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