The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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