that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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