i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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