Your dad touched me again.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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