Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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