question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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