Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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