I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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