so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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