Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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