i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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