I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Randomize
