I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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