Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Can you bring me the toilet please
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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