Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
