i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
