a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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