Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
the raccoons are back...
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