Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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