She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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