FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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