Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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